Our "Udder-ly" silly soap will make you moo with delight! Each bar features unique massage "udders" to ensure a relaxing shower time.
HOW TO USE:
✨ Rub between wet hands to create a creamy lather-
✨ Massage into your hands and body to cleanse
✨ Rinse with warm water
INGREDIENTS: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Palm Oil, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Glycerine, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein, Fragrance Oil, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Stearate, Water, Fluorphlogopite, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Dioxide, Iron Oxide
NET WT: 4.5 oz / 128 g
SHELF LIFE: 12 Months
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
DO NOT EAT: THIS IS NOT FOOD
HANDCRAFTED IN TEXAS
Shipping from United States
2-5 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 3 - 7 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
We only use customer information to fulfill orders. Your personal information (name and address) as provided to me by Etsy will only be used by me as needed to provide my services. I may use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests (i.e. taxes) (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers or others. If and when required, we will communicate with you about your order status using the Etsy “convo” platform.
I have no access to your payment account details: Etsy Payments and PayPal process your financial information independently of me.
Your transaction information will be stored on the Etsy system as long as I have my store on Etsy or until Etsy deletes it. I will not spam you or solicit you using the information provided to me.
Frequently Asked Questions
We do offer wholesale options! Feel free to message up about any wholesale questions you have!
Should I buy your products if I have an allergy (peanut, latex, etc.)?
Our work area is contamination free and every item is made with professional and sanitized equipment. Also, Latex free gloves are used during production. However, we always recommend you exercise caution when trying new products.
Are your products cruelty free?
Yes! They always have been and always will be.
Where are your products made?
All products are hand crafted in Washington State!
Is your packaging materials recyclable?
Approximately 95% of our packaging we use is recyclable. We are constantly searching for better and more eco-friendly packaging solutions because we understand there is always room for improvement.